Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe
I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.
(Source: snorlaxatives, via modernfarnily)
Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit