queenofslash:

susemoji:

this is the saddest scene in this movie

that sign at the back says ‘school is 4 learning not 4 slutting’ what the fuck is slutting 

(via learningeveryday1993)

bombing:

girl at starbucks wouldn’t accept baseball cards because it “wasn’t valid american currency” what’s more american than baseball? this country is going to shit

(via modernfarnily)

Anonymous said: Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

iguanamouth:

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(Source: anustartpop, via modernfarnily)

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

(via modernfarnily)

brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc, via orgasmictipsforgirls)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via modernfarnily)

bitchesaloud:

snorlaxatives:

shootingstarm:

snorlaxatives:

does anyone else remember how fucking ugly timmy turner was in jimmy neutrons universe

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I actually think Jimmy Neutron is uglier.

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(Source: snorlaxatives, via modernfarnily)

thechristinastory:

That is the best reaction ever.

(Source: spookyteddybear, via modernfarnily)

pokemonument:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

equality is finally happening god bless 

pokemonument:

sailoruranus:

thank u for saving bi lions

equality is finally happening god bless 

(via kingsleyyy)

Anonymous said: does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

(Source: clestroying, via kingsleyyy)

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

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